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Red Sox Games…37, 38, and 39 reaction? Is that right?

Look, this team is pretty damn mediocre unless everything’s clicking, and everything can only click when Porcello’s on the mound and nobody’s hurt, so that’s not happening. Wade Miley sucks, but he had a good night tonight, so people are going to pretend he doesn’t suck for a while. Joe Kelly sucks, and he’s pitching tomorrow, and that’s a shame. There are only so many ways to write “The Red Sox could have been really great this year if they spent more money and weren’t stupid, but instead they refused to sign Lester, hoarded overrated prospects, acquired Wade Miley and Justin Masterson, and traded John Lackey for Joe Kelly and Allen Craig. Oh well; maybe next year.”

I’m probably going to the game on June 1. By that time, Hanley might be back to 100%, or he might have screwed himself up by playing hurt. Napoli might be hitting the ball well, which would be nice. Nava might have remembered he has talent, or been cut, either of which would be acceptable at this point. Holt and Victorino and Bradley might all have been shot into the sun, but probably not. Steven Wright might still be on the roster, which would be a hilarious disaster.

SHANE VICTORINO WATCH: He sucks.
JACKIE BRADLEY WATCH: He sucks.
BROCK HOLT WATCH: He sucks.
BLAKE SWIHART WATCH: He sucks.
ALLEN CRAIG WATCH: He sucks at AAA.

Is that everyone? I think that’s everyone.

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