Home > Game Recaps, MLB > Red Sox Game 34 Recap: No longer we steal grandfather’s porn!

Red Sox Game 34 Recap: No longer we steal grandfather’s porn!

Highest WPA: AJ Pierzynski, .421 (2-3, BB, RBI)
Lowest WPA: Jake Peavy, -.205 (6 IP, 4 H, 3 ER, 4 K, 4 BB, HR)

More importantly, no longer will the Red Sox be under .500! They have finally managed to get their heads back above water, and with the rest of the division similarly floundering (only the Blue Jays have a positive run differential), it now seems inevitable that the Red Sox will ride their wave of momentum to an easy repeat as division champions.

Or Yu Darvish will pitch like Yu Darvish on Friday, and they’ll be right back under .500. One of those.

But tonight is not about Yu Darvish! Tonight is about victory! Tonight is about AJ Pierzynski and Will Middlebrooks getting clutch hits, which is fucking bizarre but I’ll take it. Tonight is about Burke Badenhop getting critical outs, which is stupid and doomed to failure at some point but hey it worked tonight so I’ll shut up. Tonight is about Koji Uehara reminding us that even if he occasionally gives up a homer he’s still awesome and great and represents everything that is good and just in the world.

Tonight is about celebrating a sweep. That’s always a good thing to say.

Advertisements
Categories: Game Recaps, MLB Tags: , ,
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: