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Red Sox Game 58 preview: We’re gonna lose

You hear that, universe? We’re gonna LOSE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.

1. LF Daniel Nava – .296/.398/.485 (.380 wOBA)
2. RF Mike Carp – .288/.338/.606 (.398)
3. 2B Dustin Pedroia – .333/.416/.446 (.378)
4. DH David Ortiz – .326/.400/.596 (.418)
5. 1B Mike Napoli – .269/.346/.500 (.364)
6. SS Stephen Drew – .218/.322/.381 (.310)
7. C Jarrod Saltalamacchia – .255/.329/.455 (.341)
8. 3B Jose Iglesias – .431/.455/.529 (.427)
9. CF Jackie Bradley, Jr. – .171/.292/.244 (.254)

SP Clay Buchholz – 72.2 IP, 73 K, 27 BB, 2 HR; 1.73 ERA (254 ERA+)
2.53 FIP, 3.23 xFIP, 3.11 tERA, 3.46 SIERA

  • Clay’s going to be over-rested and wild, and his HR/FB will regress hard.
  • Jacoby Ellsbury’s going to hit the DL while Jackie Bradley goes 0-4 with 4 K.
  • Jose Iglesias is going to get four seeing-eye singles and be named the permanent leadoff hitter.
  • Papi’s going to be shown in the dugout strangling a child while also injecting steroids.
  • Jenny Dell’s going to quit NESN and be replaced by Dennis Eckersley.

Yep. This is definitely what’s going to happen. BRING ON YOUR CROW, UNIVERSE.

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