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Bryce Brentz shot himself, god-dammit.

Hello all, hope you’re enjoying this lovely weather. Welp, just to brighten your day a little, Red Sox fringe-prospect Bryce Brentz accidentally injured himself when his hunting rifle went off while he was cleaning it. Why was it loaded while he was cleaning it? Who the Hell knows? Maybe he forgot to check by pointing the barrel directly at his eye.This injury won’t affect his season or his long-term baseball career, although it will keep him out of major league camp as he is not “100 percent physically able” at this time. Whatever that means.

So relax and have some hot  chocolate or whatever’s around in your house. Remember that any Red Sox prospect who dares to play in the outfield is going to need two brain surgeries or non-fatally shoot himself. Spring is right around the corner!

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