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Game 111 preview: So many bad Dempster puns

1. Jacoby Ellsbury CF – .274/.328/.385
2. Carl Crawford LF – .292/.325/.500
3. Dustin Pedroia 2B – .264/.324/.409
4. Adrian Gonzalez 1B – .307/.351/.456
5. Cody Ross DH – .268/.335/.511
6. Jarrod Saltalamacchia C – .227/.285/.486
7. Mike Aviles SS – .258/.286/.404
8. Ryan Kalish RF – .213/.259/.253
9. Nick Punto 3B – .204/.307/.278

SP Jon Lester – 134.1 IP, 113 K, 40 BB, 18 HR, 5.46 ERA, 4.12 FIP, 3.68 xFIP

You could be down in the Demps. Or you could get Demped. Or you could watch a Three Stooges short with Demp Howard. Or you could just take all your trash to the Dempster, which is kind of what the Red Sox are doing with this lineup. I’d say that the only thing missing is Ciriaco starting over Pedroia, but seeing as how Dustin is still terrible (.275/.311/.449 since his latest “No guys I’m totally healthy I mean it this time!!!”), that really wouldn’t be much of a downgrade. At least Crawford and Gonzalez are awesome. That’s something, right?

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